Inside Out

I’m in Germany at the moment, but I just overheard The Strange Case Of The Missing 8 Black Ball:

Alvaro: “If any of you see a lonely 8 black ball out there. Tell her to go back home, that we need it and we are totally confused because of her absence. Anyway, if you see it somewhere please return it to the pool table.”

Alvaro in reply to himself about three hours later: “Mystery solved, the black ball was trying to commit suicide inside the food fridge!!!!! Pocca found it there and rescued her.The ball alleged that she was depressed because our bad playing… Maybe we should hire a shrink or a coach.”